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Write down all the weird dreams you've ever had here!

Once I had a dream where I was at some random high school and I had a donut (I think) and this random dude just went up to me and fReAkInG sToLe iT. I flipped him off because of that. I woke up and I was still pissed at him.

- Night the cringe

i had a dream that i was eating jellybeans, then when i woke up (in my dream ofc), they.were.GONE.

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In first grade, I had a dream i was in a purple, red, yellow, and blue factory with my at the time first grade friends. We were washing dishes and crocs (yes, I don't know either) in a four person sink in the middle of the factory. Suddenly, a tiny Ronald McDonald came up to me and asked me if I was his mommy. I was weirded out and said "no." A couple hours later, my friends and I are in our room, asleep on our respective beds when he opens the door and asks if I am his mommy again.

-Neptuneok??8

I was going horseback riding, and THEN a unicorn came to me. I ditched the horse and went for the unicorn. Then it kicked me and the thomas the tank engine theme song played really loud as thomas the train ran by me. Then I went home and found my friends. They all said surprise! And a bunch of cake appeared I was excited and checked it to see if it was gluten free. It wasnt and I cried my eyes out and binge watched netflix while crying then I woke up ( in my dream i woke up) and cried and cried again. Then i went into the woods behind my house and found the harry potter spiders and ran away. Then i went and flew myself. Right into the sun. -27jjh

I was a character from a book who was the opposite gender from me (yes I am still making loopholes about my gender >:-)))) you’ll never know) and so I basically looked like myself except all my friends were that character’s friends and they talked to me like I was the character from the book and I myself felt like I was the character from the book. And then one of the friends said “you don’t want them to find out your secret... that you’re transgender” (I’m sorry if that line offended any transgender people I don’t control my dreams and that happened) So because in this dream I’m supposedly of the opposite gender my subconciousness thinks I’m transgender. Very interesting. -Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur

gallerian was the new math teacher and everyone else skipped school -Demoncat1100

I was in a country called "Czeeeeeeeeech" (probably because I looked up "Czech Republic" before I went to sleep? idk) with Alvaro, Sofia, and two internet friends from Instagram, Kamila and Terka (but Terka kept on changing appearances...? probably because she's never done a face reveal that I know of?). In that world, everyone carried around a bottle of contact lens solution in their dominant hand. Since I was left-handed, I held it in my left hand, but everyone else was right-handed, so they held theirs in their right hand. So Alvaro, Sofia, Kamila, Terka, and I were walking through the first Walmart in "Czeeeeeeeeech" in silence because that day was the grand opening. Suddenly, some random song came on (I don't remember what it was but I don't think I'd heard it before?) and Alvaro screamed "ME GUSTA TODO" at the top of his lungs. Then he threw his bottle of contact lens solution at some random dude and started running to the other end of the hall and started doing a bunch of cartwheels and backflips and back handsprings and other crap and all the time he was doing that, he was going all "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA". Then Sofia screamed "I DON'T F//KIN' CARE SOBRE MI VIDA NO MORE", threw her bottle of contact lens solution at the same random dude, started running, and did the same random things that Alvaro did. Kamila screamed "JSEM POOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and repeated what Alvaro and Sofia just did. Then Terka screamed something in a foreign language (probably Czech?) and did the same thing yet again. Then a bunch of other Solerinas who I know from Instagram did the same thing. I knew I was supposed to follow them but I couldn't bring myself to. Then WisteriaMoon walked up to me. She was also holding her bottle of contact lens solution in her left hand. She said something along the lines of "That's a right thing only. Too bad for the lefts. LOL." Then she opened her bottle of contact lens solution and took a damn drink out of it. The only thing I remember after that was that I screamed and ran out of "Czeeeeeeeeech's" Walmart with a huge stampede of turtles chasing after me. A lot more happened but this is all I remember. The question is: why in the actual f//k did I get this dream in the first place? - 2023zhanl38

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