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WARNING: THIS IS INCREDIBLY DUMB, AND IS NOT SERIOUS[]

Chapter 1, the entry[]

One day, piggy decided to go to a roleplay den. But of course, she needs a grand entrance. However, the wolves had her covered. They chased her down a hill, and took out their swords. Piggy thought, "Wolves can hold swords?" She decided to ask. 

"WAIT WOLVES CAN HOLD SWORDS?" She asked.

"No they cant xd," someone said. Piggy became aware of the 'xd' and said,

"XDXDDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX!!!!"

Chapter 2, the cherry tree[]

She got no answer, so she went to a cherry tree. There, she found a white fox. She then took all the cherries, and ate the like a pig.

"NOMZ NOM NOM NOMZ NOM" she said. She then got rudely inturupted by a nearby arctic wolf, who said "stop" Piggy then became very confused, as she thought she did nothing wrong. They nearby fox was also confused, and said

"what. ????" After a few "???'s", the arctic wolf left. After that incident, piggy decided to leave.

Chapter 3, the meanie deer[]

She went to the pond, to drink some water. She then met a deer.

"HAI HEY HEWWO" She said. The deer responded with ".kicks the pig."

"OMG!!! UR SO RUDE!!" piggy said. She then covered the deer in mud. The deer then "punched" her, but that is not possible. Deer's don't have hands!!! She got very confused!! But then the deer logged out. Piggy went full on rage.

"RAAH GAAH RUPEIBJNGEWOFYUBHJNLWERBHJ" She screamed. Then she could not scream anymore so, she took a drink of water. However, since she covered the deer in mud, the water was yucky. Then she pooped in it.

Chapter 4, the shrimp song[]

If you do not know the shrimp song, here. (You might catch me singing it around Jamaa.)

After a while, piggy became bored and went to Jamaa Township. Then, in the middle of random trading people, the started singing the shrimp song.

"HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK" She started. To her surprise, someone joined her. This person was a raccoon, who was very rare. Piggy continued, and said

"EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU'LL GET SICK, SHRIMP IS PRETTY RICH" The raccoon added

"DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO" Together, they finished the song. While they were singing their FABULOUS song, somebody said

"OMG!!! Your (wrong one, GRAMMAR POLICE!!) so annoying!!! Your text blobs are too big!!! UGH" However, the raccoon and piggy aint got time for dat. So they left.

"BAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAI!" They both said to each other.

Chapter 5, I got no ideas left.[]

Since piggy is uncreative, she stopped trolling, logged out, and ate some cheerios. Yea that's it bye

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