Based off a real story
Written by Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur.
Once upon a time, a stupid, dumb rabbit named Old Chunkybelly (Poopypants) was loitering about in the pillow room. Screaming “GOOGOOGAGA!” and throwing poop everywhere. He had very memey eyes and a cheese hat on his head. Obviously, a very young rabbit. He was still a baby after all, but many would think him fetus.
As he ate some of his poop and rolled around on it, then barfed on an arctic wolf, he screeched “PWEESE ADOPT ME I WANT TWO MOMS OR TWO DADS ONLY ONE OF THOSE NO MOM AND DAD!” Then continued rolling around in his own poop.
Then all of a sudden, a blue arctic wolf came up to him and asked him to go to her den.
Him being a very stupid baby not knowing that you shouldn’t go into the den of a stranger, obviously went right in.
The arctic wolf was now his new mother apparently, despite the fact that he had been throwing poop everywhere, eating it, barfing on others and stated he only wanted either two moms or two dads to adopt him. For some reason Old Chunkybelly didn’t think about that and accepted his new mother.