AJ Failure Club Wiki

This sadly never happened.

April 1: Troll trade 15 people for April Fool's Day.

April 2-14: Watch 200 episodes of Spongebob Squarepants while having a contest to see who can get diabetes first by eating ice cream.

April 3 (mini-break in between the Spongebob marathon) Host a wiki-wide omelette cooking feast while screaming "I KILL BABIES!!!!!!!!"

April 15: Start up a livestream consisting of the MLP movie, Transformice Trolling, and a CSI roleplay.

April 16: Drown WisteriaMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................................N in chocolate milk.

April 17: Worship our saviour in the Cult basement.

April 18: Design and build a new house, get 3 people to live there, and then bomb the house.

April 19: Gather the corpses of the 3 people and bury them under Sugar Plum Cake's pile of sequins.

April 20-28: Burn all of New York City as 5 people there are witches and 10 others are starting a resistance against our cult.

April 29: Celebrate the ending of the resistance.

April 30: Smash 1,785,349 eggs into the floor of the Cult basement to celebrate Easter as our cult had no time to do so as we had to do everything above. It's a very busy month for the Cult.

April 31: Burn every city that has at least one person trying to figure out how to stop the Animal Jam Wiki Cult. But they will not realize we are unstoppable and legends.