This definitely won’t happen, but let’s put it here anyways to continue the tradition!
July 1: Maple leaf eating. Eat lots of maple leaves.
July 2: Kidnap 25 daughters of Greely and cook them.
July 3-7: Feasting on the daughters of Greely! Purify the world!
July 8: Sweat day. Stand in the sun for the whole day, and be extremely sweaty. Make sure to bring a warm sweater made from yarn knitted by your granny!
Add more stuff, remove this once the month is complete.