"would you like some murdered potatoes with that?"
- Wivrouvw quoted this... cake and changed their username to "Piles of Poop" on the quote.
- This cake is poisonous. Rumor has it that the cake can even edit articles and play online games
- This cake makes My Little Pony memes.
- The Sugar Plum Cake's Philosophy: If you find a bug inside your house, torture it in every way possible until you get bored, then kill it.
- His younger sister is Lemon Cake and his older brother is Red Velvet Cake.