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I love wolves.

Wolves are amazing.

They are freaky, SLY, scary wolves.

Like you.

I love you for the freaky dark wolf that you are.

I once met a wolf

In the park.

It tried to rip my head off.

That's what you want to do to me.

I know it.

You're giving me that look again now.

Like I'm a weirdo

But you're just a wolf.

Please be my wolf.