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2023zhanl38 has a dog named Elsa who they call Sasa. She is a black lab mix and always has tricks. Here is a series of super short, paragraph-long, and stupid stories that 2023zhanl38 wrote in 2015/2016.

Please do not correct any grammatical errors in the stories themselves. I mostly did that on purpose to make it look stupid. Also most of these were written in the years stated above, so some of these Jammers might be inactive (a few aren't even Jammers at all).

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Sasa and Aparri: “Ooh my membership is about to run out awww I wish I was AJHQ so I could get me a membership.”  said Aparri. Sasa walked over. “I can get you membership!” she said and she smiled because she knew she was going to hack Aparri. “Yay can you get a rare spiked collar for me too?” “Sure!” said Sasa. “Now you need to give me your user and password.” “Ok.” said Aparri. “My password is animaljamrocks thank you so much Sasa the Dog!” “You’re welcome!” replied Sasa. She went on Aparri account and took all the items and moved it to her account. “Yay now I am rare!” said Sasa. Aparri said “NOOOOOOO I got hacked!!! Oh well who cares I never liked Animal Jam anyway.” He quit Animal Jam and all his fans were so mad at him they sued him forever. The End.

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Sasa and WisteriaMoon: “Hey who’s on my account?” said WisteriaMoon. “I AM!!” said Sasa. “Oh that’s you? Ok that’s fine I thought it was a hacker please give me a  membership.” Sasa said “I only wanna play on your account besides I already gave you 10 years of membership and Animal Jam not even be out for that long.” “Oh ok can you make me a good outfit for my wolf avatar thank you very much.” said WisteriaMoon. “Ok I will make a really good outfit.” Then Sasa banned WisteriaMoon and WisteriaMoon was like “WAAAAAAAAAAAA” she cried like a baby and she tried to sue Sasa but Sasa sued her. The End.

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Sasa and Snowyclaw: Snowyclaw was telling people not to use generators for membership when Sasa the dog appeared. “I don’t have generator but I am a dog who hacks AJHQ for membership!” said Sasa. “Okie then show me proof.” said Snowyclaw. “Okay here we go but don’t look at the password please because I use it.” said Sasa. “Okay then.” said Snowyclaw. Sasa logged into AJHQ and put membership in a New Jammer. “Wow...” said Snowyclaw, “Can you put member on me?” “Yes!” said Sasa. “Here it is!” But Sasa tricked Snowyclaw and got Snowyclaw banned. “This is why I tell people not to use generators!!” She said. “Now I can’t do it and you’ll ruin the fun for everyone!” Sasa laughed and kicked Snowyclaw off of a cliff. Snowyclaw survived but she could not play Animal Jam ever again. The End.

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Sasa and Libertyy: “Hi!” said Libertyy. “I heard you were a very good doggy hacker.” she said. “Oh yes that’s true I’m not gonna lie about that!” Sasa said triumphantly. Libertyy asked “Hey Sasa can you hack AJHQ for me please I lost my rare black spike and it part of my outfit...” “Sure!” said Sasa. Wow, a lot of people are willing to get hacked today, she thought. So Sasa changed Libertyy’s password and deleted her account. “HEY I AM ON THE AMERICAN SIDE DID YOU KNOW THAT OR NOT?!” screamed Libertyy. “Well too bad because I’m on the doggy side!!!” said Sasa. Libertyy went to war with Sasa and team Libertyy and team Sasa and then Sasa won and Libertyy was banished from the US forever. The End.

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Sasa and Slushy2151: Sasa went up to Slushy. “Hey Slushy do you like slushies?” she asked. “Yes I do I love them!!!” said Slushy. “Okay, give me your user and pass and I will put some on your account!” Sasa said. “Okay here is my username and pass.” Sasa put a fake slushy on Slushy2151’s account. “Oooh a slushy THANK YOU SO MUCH Sasa!!!” Slushy ate the slushy but she didn’t know it was a bataboo slushy. Slushy got poisoned and died. The End.

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Sasa and Julian2: Sasa was walking down the street until she saw a nerdy guy with glasses. “Hey!” said Sasa. “Aren’t you Julian2?” The nerd replied “Yes I’m Julian2.” “Cool!” said Sasa. “But why you so nerdy I thought you were supposed to be cool.” Julian2 thought for a moment. “I’m nerdy? Could you make me look good with your hack skills please!!!” “Ok here we go!” Said Sasa and she laughed she went on Julian2’s account and unbuddied all of the buddies and told everyone they are a stupid jammer for life and Julian2 was so mad he tried to marry WisteriaMoon but WisteriaMoon called him mean because Sasa was 4780@#$!$^7. The End.

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Sasa and wolffeycat: Sasa saw the world’s most famous jammer, wolffeycat, walking down the street. “Hey wolffey! Can you give me your username and anyone’s password? PLEASE!!!” wolffeycat said “Ok sure, I can do it. Here is my username and AJHQ’s password.” She gave Sasa the information. Sasa used it to shut down Animal Jam and then she used wolffeycat’s username to blame it on her and wolffey was taken to jail. The End.

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Sasa and 2023zhanl38: Sasa saw that her owner was also playing Animal Jam. “Hey owner!” she called out. “What you snoopy pooper Sasa I WAS TRADING SOMEONE!!!” her owner said. “Sorry I can trade for you though I am very rare!” bragged Sasa. “Ok. Here is my username and password.” Sasa used it to erase all the items and sue her owner then she sued herself and then her owner was like “HEY YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HACKER DOGGY NOT A SUEY DOGGY!!!” Sasa’s owner said. She was so mad at Sasa that she kicked Sasa for 2 hours. Sasa never hacked anyone again. To Be Continued.

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Sasa and GummyUnicorn: “Hey GummyUnicorn!” said Sasa. “Hey!” said GummyUnicorn. “Hey GummyUnicorn do you have a gummy unicorn that I can ride for a while? I like trains and gummies but there is no gummy train!” ‘Okay.” said GummyUnicorn. “I will switch into my unicorn and you can ride me.” “YAY!” said Sasa she was so happy she ate GummyUnicorn and GummyUnicorn died. The End.

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Sasa and WootMoo: “WootMoo, you are such a boo moo.” said Sasa. “Okay sorry. That’s why I came to you because I don’t want to be a boo moo I wanna be a good moo.” “Okay, give me your username and password.” “Alright please make me the best moo in the world!” WootMoo was very happy but then Sasa put the long collar on his account and when WootMoo went on his account it wrapped around his neck and he died. The End.

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Sasa and Legacy: Legacy was walking until a black dog bit her. “Doggy leave!” It was Sasa. Sasa shook her head and told Legacy “You are the Legacy of AJ and I want your autograph! What for it?” Said Sasa. “Umm a spiked collar please!” Legacy was happy and she gave Sasa and autograph. When Legacy’s account was banned because of Sasa, she was so mad that she screamed for 1234567890 years. Sasa bit her to death and Legacy died. The End.

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Sasa and Bruizer: Bruizer was a Fuzzy Quiet Wolf. Sasa was another and Sasa said “Hey you poopy bataboo I am the one and only Fuzzy Quiet Wolf!” When Bruizer heard this he was hurt. “No I am!!” he screamed back to Sasa. “Well if you want to be, be quiet for the rest of your stupid life!” “Fine!” Bruizer shut up for the rest of his life but Sasa said “You can’t eat either! No opening your mouth!” Bruizer did as he was told but he grew hungry and starved to death and died. The End.

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Sasa and Twinkle0122: Twinkle0122 was walking down the street until a black dog said “I want your password!” Twinkle knew that she would get hacked so she said “No hacker!” “Aww I wanted to only be a good doggy and help you get some rares I am very rare you know!” said Sasa. “Well fine my password is 123456 now gimme a headdress and scram.” “Awww okay.” Sasa said fake sadly and she took everything and Twinkle0122 was so mad she was angry out of her mind and she killed herself by accident when she tried to kill Sasa. The End.

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Sasa and Sunsh9: Sasa was sad because she was in a rainy day. Then she saw Sunsh9. “Hey Sunshine gimme some happy days!” “IT’S Sunsh9 NOT SUNSHINE!” “Sorry! Gimme happy day!” “I’ll trade you a happy day for a rainy membership!” Sasa traded and then used the membership code to take Sunsh9’s account. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” screamed Sunsh9 and she was never sunny again. Sasa was so mad she put the black long spike on Sunsh9 and Sunsh9 died. The End.

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Sasa and Zarfy: “Woah. You are such a barbie barfy, Zarfy!” “No I am not!” Zarfy screamed back. “Well then if you aren’t, give me all your barbie dolls and waffles!” said Sasa. “They’re on my AJ here this is my password.” Sasa logged onto Zarfy’s account and put a cucumber disguised as a waffle. “Yum a waffle!” said Zarfy. He ate the fake cucumber waffle and he hated cucumbers so he barfed over and over until he barfed his stomach out and died. The End.

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Sasa and Skorm: Skorm was a pretty cool Jammer until Sasa came up to him. “Hey Skorm! Zeus of AJ!” said Sasa as she waved. “I’m not a storm DOG!” screamed Skorm. Sasa whined and Skorm said “Sorry here is a treat!” “It’s okay I will give you a waffle!” “I LOVE WAFFLES!” “Gimme your username and password!” Sasa used the information to log onto Skorm and use a bad generator to make AJ ban Skorm. “What!” said Skorm. “I said sorry! You still mad? Here!” Skorm shot a bolt of lightning at Sasa but Sasa held up a mirror and the lightning bolt bounced back and Skorm got electrocuted and died. The End.

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Sasa and Januaryy/Winteryy: Winteryy was a cool, cold person when Sasa the dog came up to her. “You look cold,” said Sasa. Winteryy shook her head. “I hate heat actually.” “Okay.” Sasa said fake sadly. She was just in the desert and since she was black she was very very hot, but Winteryy didn’t notice. “Can I join you Winteryy? Pleeeeaaaase! I’m cold! No heat on me!” lied Sasa. Winteryy sighed. “Don’t get too close, I might melt though.” “YAY!” Sasa went next to Winteryy and since she was hot Winteryy was an ice cube in comparison and Sasa heated up Winteryy and Winteryy melted and died. The End.

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Sasa and GummyBearsUnited: Sasa was hungry. She was eating gummy bears because her frickin frick owner ran out of yummy waffles. Then she saw a gummy bear shop named GummyBearsUnited. Sasa ran into it then she ate every single piece of popcorn. “WHY DID YOU EAT ALL MY POPCORN SASA!” screamed GummyBearsUnited. “Give me your username and password and I will give you more gummies!” GummyBearsUnited agreed and gave Sasa the information. Sasa put every single gummy bear in the world on GummyBearsUnited’s account. “OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!” screamed GummyBearsUnited. So GummyBearsUnited ate all of the gummy bears but she didn’t know that they were made of really sugary sugar and GummyBearsUnited got Type 2 Diabetes and died. The End.

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Sasa and Clark: “Hey! You!” said Sasa. “Me?” said Clark. “YES YOU! CLARK! WHEN I BARK TO YOU, YOU BARK TO ME, OKAY CLARK? BARK, CLARK!” Clark did not know what to do, so he said “Teach me how to bark on my account!” So Sasa put a farting tutorial on Clark’s account and when Clark entered the National Barking Contest he farted and since he was a moderator he totally failed. “WHAT THE HECK DOG!” Clark was mad. Sasa said “Say ‘ruff ruff’ and ‘whine whine’.” “Uh, rawrf, rawrf - ” Suddenly “PLOOOOOOOOOOOOP”. Sasa had farted. Clark laughed so hard he laughed his lungs out and died. The End.

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Sasa and PianoSkyCat: PianoSkyCat was playing her piano but she was sad. She wanted to be a flying cat. Sasa came over and read her mind. “I can make you a sky kingdom den on AJ! Gimme your username and password!” “YAY!” So Sasa put a flying cat playing a floating sky piano in PianoSkyCat’s den and then Sasa went up onto it and pushed the default cat off. “I GOT IT!” said PianoSkyCat but she didn’t know it weighed 20 tons and the default cat crushed PianoSkyCat and PianoSkyCat died. The End.

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Sasa and LucyFluffy: LucyFluffy was a very fluffy lucy. But when Sasa heard, she was mad, because Sasa wanted to be the fluffiest lucy. So Sasa planned something. Sasa went up to LucyFluffy. “Hey LucyFluffy,” Sasa said, trying to pretend she was cold, but since she had black fur, she was warm in the current -200 degree weather. “I’m so cold! Would you mind giving me your fluffy coat?” “Well,” said LucyFluffy. “Okay.” So LucyFluffy gave Sasa her coat, which was what kept LucyFluffy warm but also made her the fluffy lucy she was. When LucyFluffy took off the coat, she was cold. “Hahahahaha!” cackled Sasa as she ran off with LucyFluffy’s coat and became the fluffiest lucy while LucyFluffy stood there in the cold weather and got hypothermia and died. The End.

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Sasa and Laura Ingalls Wilder: Sasa traveled back in time to 1885 and met Laura Ingalls. “Hey Laura! Do you play Animal Jam?” “WTF a talking dog WTF WTF WTF!!” Laura screamed. Sasa giggled and ran off. “You’re in big trouble!” she cackled over her shoulder. Charles and Caroline had heard Laura say “WTF” and they were so mad that they beat Laura up to death and Laura Ingalls died. The End.

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Sasa and Alvaro Soler: Sasa was walking down the streets of Berlin when she saw her owney’s Senpai, the one and only Alvaro Soler. Even though her owney liked him, Sasa thought that his voice was annoying. “Hey Soler!” Alvaro spun around. “¿Qué?” he said for no reason. Sasa went up to the singer. “Hey Alvaro my owney wants you to kiss her!” Alvaro laughed. “Yeah right I’m not interested in 48 year old guys sorry!” Sasa said “BAHAHAHA I meant my other owney you idiot the 13-18 year old fangirl of yours!” But Alvaro couldn’t say any more because all the Solerinas including 2023zhanl38 and Galaxystar28 had heard Sasa call him an idiot and they were so mad that they sued Sasa and Sasa was put in doggy jail forever for the rest of her life. The End.

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Sasa and Sofia Ellar: Sofia Ellar was walking down the streets of Madrid with Alvaro Soler when Sasa confronted them. "Hey you two! Alvarofia or Solvar or Alfi or Solvi!" "What the f//k dog don't go near us you have already caused enough trouble." Sofia said scowling. "Well sorry, but guess what I found!" Sasa laughed and held up her phone. It showed a fake picture of Sofia kissing Justin Bieber. Alvaro was very angry and he started yelling at Sofia. Then he shoved her but he shoved a little too hard and sent Sofia flying off into the street and Sofia got hit by a car and died. The End.

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Sasa and Neptuneok??8: Sasa saw the lord founder of the AJ Failure Club Wiki failing again. "HEY YOU FOUNDER OF THE FAILURE!" "What failure I founded this wiki but I did not create failure you dumb little puppy." said Neptune. "Ok sorry for the misunderstanding. So to make up for that I will take you to space would you like that!" Neptune was very happy and went to space with Sasa. But Sasa decided to troll Neptune and while they were floating in space Sasa took the helmet off of Neptune's head and Neptune exploded and died. The End.

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Sasa and SolarSkies: Sasa was on a mission to remove all the Alvaro Soler haters from the world because her frickin frick owner told her to do so or otherwise she wouldn't get waffles. Then she saw SolarSkies. "Hey uh SolarSkies can you please come over here for a moment?" said Sasa. So SolarSkies walked over. "I swear if this is a waste of my time then I will kill you." she said. "Oh don't worry it's not I wanted to let you know something." "Yeah what?" "Did you know that Alvaro Soler's last name is spelled S-O-L-E-R not S-O-L-A-R so maybe you can fix that." SolarSkies was triggered. "WELL YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM A DOG OF A SOLERINA SO WELL GUESS WHAT I AIN'T NO SOLERINA THAT ALVARO DUDE SHOULD BE CALLED ALVARO SUCKER SO YOU BETTER LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELSE" Then she started screaming a bunch of obscenities while running around and being crazy and Sasa laughed and shoved SolarSkies out of the sky and SolarSkies fell to her death and died. The End.

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Sasa and Galaxystar28: "Are you a Solerina?" asked Sasa. "Yes I love Alvaro Soler!" Galaxy responded. Sasa cocked her head to the side. "Well I'd like to let you know that the Soler System is not a galaxy - it's a system of music revolving around some annoying dude, Alvaro's first single is called El Mismo Sol and his last name is Soler and sol means 'sun' not 'star', and also right now he's 27 years old not 28. So please change your name to Systemsun27." Galaxystar28 laughed and said "That'll only happen if Animal Jam released Alvaro Soler stuff into the game!" So Sasa hacked into AJHQ and released a new music into the shop which was called Sofia. "SOFIAAAAAA!!!" screamed Galaxy as she started playing the music. But it turns out that Sasa had trolled her and instead of it actually playing Sofia, it started playing a bunch of really really loud screaming sounds of people dying on July 1st and it was so loud that Galaxy's ears exploded and Galaxystar28 died. The End.

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Sasa and CatGirl0099Sasa was walking through the street when she spotted a cat lover carrying a black cat who said "Cats are better than dogs." Sasa laughed and walked upto the person. "Hey you! What's your name?" "Umm CatGirl0099." "Well CatGirl I would just like to inform you dog are better than cats not the other way around. So please change your name to DogLover0099." CatGirl laughed. "HAHAHAHA NO WAY BLACK CATS ARE BETTER THAN STUPID BLACK DOGS LOLOOOLOLLLLOLOOOOLLOLOLOLLO" she yelled. Sasa was so mad she jumped up and tried to kill CatGirl's cat. But she didn't know that it was secretly Medusa's cat and CatGirl was just Medusa in disguise and Sasa got turned into stone forever. The End.

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Sasa and Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur:

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