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Quotes

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"I don't have many memorable quotes." ― Galaxystar28

"What do people do with all the time they have by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?" ― Unknown

"IT'S AHSOKA TANO NOT SURFING ALIEN ELSA!!!" ― Misty

"Jimin, you got no jams." ― RM

"'If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly than why did it fall off?'" ― Unknown

"Do German snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß?" ― Galaxystar28

"After Tuesday, even the calendar goes "WTF"." ― SolarSkies

"Sometimes, I wish I was an octopus so I can slap 8 people at once." ― SolarSkies

"Next time you hear someone say, 'It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,' just say, 'It's Homo sapiens not Hetero sapiens' ....And fly into the night" ― Gay Pride

"I DONT FRIKIN CARE THAT IM 11 UR RUDE JEEZ I JUST WANT 2 KNOW HWO DER SCILLET IS!!!!!!! . MAD FACE EMOJI . (I CANT MAKE 1 BC IM ON THE COMPUTER) ALSO CAN I BE ADMEN/ I WANT TO BE COOL LIEK YOU GUYS" ― HttpFrandz

"I need a slat gallery" ― The Wolves Heart

"DECK THE HALLS WITH SLIMY EELS FALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAA" ― Demon

"Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I could never walk away from a explosion looking cool" ― Pintrest ;)

"Is it safe to eat raw toast?" ― Collete, A series of unfortunate events, Book 10

"Lol" ― Yumms567

"ALSO I CAN SPEAK GERMAN BETTER TGHAN MY SISTER I CAN SAY FUHRER AND HITELR!!!!!!!" ― HttpFrandz

"ur ancestor an incestor" ― SolarSkies

"We're all under the same sun" ― Alvaro Soler

"Mexicoball's favourite sport is cross country soccer." ― The page on Polandball Wiki for Mexicoball

"Katy Perry reminds me of the time I hung out with Austria... IT SUCKED!" ― Someone who sounds a lot like Prussia

"Please verify your humanity by re-entering the code below" ― Steam Sign-Up Program

"I'm still an atheist, thank God." ― Luis Buñuel

"mMmMMmM" ― Drunk Melon

"Yes.. mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" ― Misaki-Chan

"I really believe that all of us have a lot of darkness in our souls. Anger, rage, fear, sadness. I don't think that's only reserved for people who have horrible upbringings. I think it really exists and is part of the human condition. I think in the course of your life you figure out ways to deal with that." ― Kevin Bacon

"stomp in your room and do the nae nae" ― AJPlayer2

"YAYYYY POLLUTION!!!" ― Leopards Rule

"Is your mom kinda mean? Does she always make u clean? Does she think that she's hot? But she rlly is a thot." ― Roseie12345#0000 on TFM brought to you by your Glorious Pink Cat

"It's that 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am'." ― Takato Saijyo

"O-M-G I'm in Africa" ― An unnamed American general from Hetalia

''A tiger does not shout out it's tigiritude, It acts.'' -Tigertastrophe

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