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Platypusrocks is a platypus that rocks. She likes to sit in a rocking chair made of stone while playing an electric guitar. She joined this wiki sometime during 2019 and eats... no, not potatoes, SAUSAGES.
Acceptable Nicknames, First and Foremost.Edit
- Corner Queen
- Platypus pie
- Those have all been used before...
- Anything else
- Accidentally deleting all of the categories off of her own page on the AJ Art Wiki once (oops)
- Freaking out about Cherry Coke Zero in the middle of the store
- Accidentally picking up a glass of wine instead of grape juice when they were sitting right next to each other
- Forgetting how to spell in front of people who have come to expect exceptional English usage from her
- Going to school in her pajama shirt on multiple occasions
- Saying "adequate" as "add ih kit"
- She used to say "anime" as "animee" ;-;
- Staring at the manga shelves in a bookstore with her parents staring at her
- Having her voice crack while singing a solo
- Rapping about gift wrap
- Being shipped with a guy in her Youth Group (no)
- Being shipped with Thor (wth)
- Being shipped with Igneel (this is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long story that I shan't get into.)
- Spilling her meal on the waitress at a restaurant once
- Hearing her sister say "I'm watching fairy tales!", running into the room thinking "WHO THE HECK LET THE TODDLER WATCH FAIRY TAIL?", only find a juvenile cartoon of Jack and the Beanstalk playing
- Listing embarassing things where everyone can see them
"Mi clase favorito es verde!" ^On a Spanish test, translating to: "My favorite class is green!"
"It's like zumba because I'm failing."
"A line is a straight line."
"My favorite animals are platypodes."
"I already did it thrice! YES, I SAID THRICE!"
"We have once, twice, and thrice, now let's invent 'quice'!"
"Recapitulation brings me elation!"
"149. Almost 200."
"Get outta my seat, you barbarian hairbrush."
"Now go have a grate day like cheese."
"Platypusrocks and so do rocking chairs."
"It's not SPOTIFY, it is SPOOT. Respect it, please."
"Why are they called headphones if you never call anyone with them?"
"Cauliflower is albino broccoli."
"Uhh, why is the toilet paper in the fridge?"
"Okay, uh, remembering the states and capitals. Concord, New Hampshire. Concord is a grape. Thanos is a grape. Thanos, New Hampshire."
"Why is my smoothie so bumpy? IT'S A SMOOTHie!"
"Tony Stark do do do do do Tony Stark do do do do do Tony Stark do do do do do Tony Stark"
"That's quite purplexing..." (Wearing a purple shirt)
"Ugh, why do ladders have to be so tall?"
"The Icebound Collab? Very cool. I:)"
"Barn it!" (Trying to say "darn it")
"I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, XLIX, L, LI, LII, LIII, LIV, LV..." (Everyone who went through this: OKAY, WE GET IT.")
"October is in Halloween."
"I have recently come to the conclusion that I am of inadequate intelligence."
"My cat thinks Percy Jackson is a juicy fish. Strickler is a cucumber, so she's scared of him. She sees Tokoyami as lunch (bad kitty), I trapped Harry Potter in a can of cream soda, there's a dead purple rabbit in the bathtub, my platypus is a pirate, Red's fur is grey (not red), I am silently correcting your grammar, laptops have nothing to do with faulty lawnmowers, speaking of which I ran over my foot, Thor is better than Loki (fite me), OrniTHORhyncus anatinus, kamonohashi, platypous, ornithorynque, vogelbekdier, platypus, pillows are chewy and so is bark, and somehow all of this is relevant to my left sock." -Her user page
"I remember simultaneously being a giant moose and Larry the Cucumber that was forced to do gladiator fights with various Fairy Tail characters."
"OH MY WORD, THEY HAVE CHERRY COKE ZERO IN TWO-LITERS!!?!?!?! THAT'S FREAKING INSANE!!!" -At a store
"Oh my fricking swiss cheese."
- Platypusrocks existed in the beta testing.
- Platypusrocks writes and makes art a lot.
- Platypusrocks likes epic music and gets scolded for not really liking pop or rap
- Platypusrocks also likes Irish music.
- Platypusrocks has an annual killer cold.
- Platypusrocks eats cheese.
- Platypusrocks says her name a lot.
- Platypusrocks is a member.
- Platypusrocks likes platypuses.
- Platypusrocks's favorite Trollhunters character is Draal (Rip Draal :'C)
- Platypusrocks's favorite Avenger is Thor.
- Platypusrocks's favorite MHA character is Tokoyami.
- Platypusrocks is a custodian on the Animal Jam Art Wiki.
- Platypusrocks is writing an Animal Jam fanfiction on the AJ Stories Wiki that will not be finished within this century because she's so slow.
- Platypusrocks is comicifying that AJ fanfic.
- Platypusrocks likes making GIFs.
- Platypusrocks's main animal is an Arctic Wolf. >:)
- Platypusrocks's Arctic Wolf is named Red. Not Green, like her favorite class.
- Platypusrocks loves grammar.
- Platypusrocks uses emoticons a lot.
- Platypusrocks is a Christian.
- Platypusrocks never says "recap". She only says "recapitulation".
- Platypusrocks has an annoying sister on AJ.
- Recap is despicable. Recapitulation is glorious.
- Platypusrocks sings as a soprano, even though everyone thinks that her low talking voice would make her a good alto. IT DOESN'T. :)
- Platypusrocks is probably drawing a picture right now.
- Platypusrocks is being shipped and hates it.
- Platypusrocks is a geek.
- Platypusrocks loves synonyms and has a tendency to speak with an aura of redunance whenever it comes to adjectives.
- Platypusrocks is participating in/will participate in/has participated in... like... what? 20-30 collabs?
- Platy's cat is more or less her surrogate daughter.
- Platypusrocks loves cream soda.
- Platypusrocks collects stuffed platypuses.
- Platypusrocks often wonders why "fridge: has a D in it while "refrigerator" does not.
- Platypusrocks is fluent in Roman Numerals.
- Platypusrocks likes to spend her free time from her free time memorizing the word for "platypus" in different languages. Platypous. Platypus. Ornitorrinco. Kamonohashi. Ornithorynque. Et cetera.
- Platypusrocks kills every paper airplane that she touches.
- Platypusrocks' steed is a giant, winged platypus.
- Platypusrocks likes Oxford commas.
- Natsu is half-platypus. There is a *cough* very long story behind this, and it may make no sense to outsiders.
- There is a 99.99999999999% chance that Platypusrocks is currently watching Fairy Tail/Miraculous/My Hero Academia and screaming, crying, laughing hysterically, or just generally freaking out.
- Caffeinated coffee: First comes the energy rush, then the shaking, then the crash. Platy watching anime: First comes the bout of intense freaking out (laughing, screeching, et cetera), then the quiet, toned-down freak-out that usually involves shaking and bouncing/clutching a pillow, and then the crash.
- The Assyrians were pyramid-obsessed time travellers.
- Not "travelers"
- "Travelers" bothers Platypusrocks.
- Platypusrocks is done typing for now.