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“Are you a stalker?”
                    ㅡSomebody
“Yes I am!”
                 ㅡMe

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“That’s a dead meme.”
                     ㅡSomebody
“Like me.”
               ㅡMe

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“I’m everything you’re not.”
ㅡSomebody
“So basically you’re stupid af because I’m not stupid af.”
ㅡMe

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“Trust me.”
ㅡSomebody
“Sorry I don’t do trust falls.”
ㅡMe

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I’m Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur, a random five year old lemur that...

No, let’s just pull off the act, I’m not a lemur, I’m purely human.

Oh, but I have a tail... No, I’m kidding I don’t.

I’d ask what brings you to this cringy page, but... None of my business. (cough cough TOTALLY my business cough cough)

Here are some things you can call me:

  • Petaya
  • Petata
  • PetaYAY
  • Lemur boi
  • Twinkle or Shooting, yeah 'cause imma shoot you down I’m sorry
  • Cheez
  • Attitude Person (Some nickname a triggered kid gave me for having an attitude when they were mad at me for declining overtrades.)
  • SCHIST
  • Schist without caps works too I guess
  • Ma >:-)
  • Kayo
  • Kayl
  • Kayl Chips
  • Yandere Lemur
  • Lemur of Life
  • LoL
  • Your Worst and Most Feared Enemy
  • Your Least Favorite Most Hated Yandere Lemur
  • Petaya the Wing Tailed Lemur

And then you can NOT call me:

  • Petaya the Bing Tailed Lemur
  • Peaya
  • Peteya
  • Peteaya
  • Peata
  • Disco Potato (No, why, I’m not that insane...)
  • Cheese
  • Pecha the Ring Tailed Lemur (You may not confuse me with Pecha berries, they are much too sweet)
  • Petaya the Ring Boned Femur
  • Kl
  • Ko
  • Petata da wing railed femur
  • MAgenta Thot
  • Pete (NO I HATE THAT NAME AS A HUMAN NAME AND A NICKNAME NO NO NO NO AND NO.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgspdS2Mak

I could watch that 100 times and it’d still be hilarious.

Best scene 2018. Don’t toucha my chicken!

Defendingyochicken
Insert Random Outfit Gallery Here


Moi Frens

If you think you are worthy of being called my friend, put your name down here. 

  • Everyone's friend, garlic bread
  • Me aka CatGirl0099 - I think ?? XD
  • BootsAndCats wuz here - youknowwho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • How am I supposed to know?- WildWackySushi
  • I think I'm your friend-otherwise youre doing well hiding your hate for me -Neptune 
  • I'm too dumb to be your friend - Yumms
  • You need a nemesis list. Wait, do we count as friends now that I no longer want you dead? -Demon
  • I'm part of the cult, so yeah. -Pinkskittylover101
  • I think we're friends, or you're doing really well at secretly hating me -Galaxy
  • Or am I?- rand0m potato
  • im that ugly trashcan bombing everyone’s parties. -Luna518
  • I have no friends, so I going to fake that you are my friend.-That Korean Pig
  • Eres La Petata - 2023zhanl38
  • We're friends..... right? - House0fCards
  • Fortunately, I called cheez Petaya the Ring Boned Femur BEFORE it was illegal. -Scooterfrozenrabbit
  • There are still hard times in the veelage I had to sell my son for a bEANS - Night the cringe
Frens List Google Translated A Few Times
  • I am also known as CatGirl0099 - I think? XD (Petaya’s note: When you’re unsure of your own name)
  • There are boxes and hits here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Petaya’s note: How the hell does “Cats” turn into “Hits?”)
  • How do I know? - Wild Sushi wacky (Petaya’s note: Wild Sushi wacky)
  • I think I am your friend, but you hate me. Neptune (Petaya’s note: How does that even work?)
  • I am stupid to be your friend - Yummy (Petaya’s note: Yumms realizes he shouldn’t be my friend oh no what now)
  • Need the correct list. To wait, to become a friend of yours today I love you so much? -Daemon (Petaya’s note: I have no idea how Google Translate put love in this sentence, but it got out of hand, kill me now)
  • I am the part of the culture, yes, he. -Pinc Kittylover 101 (Petaya’s note: How does a “yeah” turn into a “yes, yes” and then turn into a “yes he?”)
  • I think we are friends, you're pleased, hiding me with me hest. -the galaxy (Petaya’s note: Uhhh what?)
  • Amy? - Art in Rhode Island (Petaya’s note: I honestly don’t know how that changed so much when I only put it through four times)
  • I'm gonna try rampum death mine - (Luna518) (Petaya’s note: The hell?)
  • You are my friend, I will make thee a fake, I do not have any friends. - Korean pig man. (Petaya’s note: I should NOT have put that through latin)
  • There is Viis - 2023 Gen 38 (Petaya’s note: I mean I guess I shouldn’t later on turn Spanish into English but Google Translate is all I can rely on to see what the Spanish says, and clearly, Google Translate isn’t very reliable soooooo...)
  • Give your friends ... or not? - Station (Petaya’s note: That’s um... I have to give away my friends? I’m not in a save the world story right now...)
  • Fortunately, I told him Pete's tire operation was illegal. -Scooterfrozenrabbit (Petaya’s note: DON’T GO TO PETE’S TIRE OPERATION OKAY KIDS???)
Some interesting stuff about me (Everything about me is interesting tho
  • My main account on AJ is Shootingtwinkle37.
  • My username on Pokefarm Q is Petaya.
  • My username on Transformice is Tufty1emur#9566.
  • Epic gamer artist Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ribbontailedlemur/
  • My personality type is INFJ. Though once when re-taking the quiz I got INTP, soz...
  • I might actually be a robot, but you wouldn’t know.
  • Reasoning for this is because I have a tendency to put {Insert ___ here}
  • I hate despise people that fake suicide/depression/mental illness. By that, I mean people that say “I have huge depression, I want to die everyday, please pity me,” but don’t have depression and aren’t suicidal. Some people say you can’t tell the difference but you kind of can with the way they act.
  • My gender is unknown because no we cannot date on animal jam I don’t even know who the hell you are.
  • Achoo and chicken are both things I say when there’s awkward silence and I seriously need to break it.
  • SCHIST
  • I officially love randomly saying SCHIST.
  • True shipper of Percy Jackson X Pillow Panda, best ship ever
  • My username is “Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur” because one, I like lemurs, and two, Petaya is the name of my favorite berry in Pokemon. Plus Petaya just sounds niiiice. 
  • I liek Mudkipz.
  • I play Animal Crossing, normally New Leaf. And the day Tangy unexpectedly moved out of my town... Well I cried for about a week.
  • I say “oof” but I don’t play Roblox.
  • And that is because oof does not originate from Roblox.
  • I have my own wiki! Though it’s not about me, but this is a link: warriorcatsharrypotterpercyjacksonlovers wikia
  • I created Candy Cane Rhinos, but only two people have joined me in being one.
  • I am a member of the Rainbow Unicorn Squid Squad, along with Catgirl and my buddy on AJ.
  • I like wasting my life away in the Pillow Room to troll and chat. Most of my real AJ buddies that I didn’t meet on wiki come from chatting in the Pillow Room.
  • Grammar is important to me, no I’m not a teacher. But with good grammar and punctuation everything looks nice and sparkly. Those people that hate me for correcting their grammar though... They piss me off. I’m being a helpful person not screaming “OMG U GOT BAD GRAMMAR SCREEM SCREEM SCREEM!” 
  • In my opinion black long spikes are pretty ugly in game. The Play Wild black spikes look better... Black longs just look super worn out. 
  • I live under a rock. Like a reallly big rock.
  • I have many different personalities: Sarcastic Petaya, Humorous Petaya, Derpy Petaya, Technical Petaya, I’m-so-offended-but-I’ll-pretend-I’m-not Petaya, Serious Petaya, Defensive Petaya, Randomness Petaya, Polite Petaya, Editing Petaya, ANGRYYYYYY Petaya, I-actually-have-sympathy-ikr-such-a-shock-like-who-would-have-thought Petaya, Revenge Petaya, Bored Petaya and Procrasinating Petaya. 
  • I created Bush Bois, also called Bushy Boiz. They are a special species of spinny bois. They are still being studied. This link will take you to a page on the Bush boi!
  • My real name is at the back of my mind. Rarely ever think about what my name is. To be honest, I haven’t said my real name for over seven months.
  • My life is now complete because I saw WisteriaMoon in her den and that’s all that matters.
  • I literaly cannot stop wearing my cheez hat outfit, everytime I make a new one I just go back to it.
  • I have a hell load of AJ accounts. Wait, let me go count them.
  • I have exactly 12, as of March 15, 2018. 12 AJ accounts.
  • I’m a dead meme :)
  • I have a rip-off headdress, and I am still contemplating whether I should have traded the nerds I overtraded for for it.
  • I have a really nice small house den.
  • I have a really nice underwater den too.
  • ^ Don’t judge my self esteem shown up here.
  • I have a pet crow, and its favorite food is omelettes. Yeah that... I don’t even know.
  • I only recently realized “idek” stands for “I don’t even know,” not the “idk” that sounds like “I-dehk” only that I thought it was.
  • I’m an awkward person. Mostly because when someone says something I have to ask if they’re talking to me.
  • I once won a round of marbles in AJ without hitting a single marble.
  • I think I have good luck now, I just got thrown into Coral Canyons in some server when I logged into AJ and oh, pianoskycat is there. It’s not like Aparri was there but still, random things like that never happen to me.
  • And now bepper is online while I am. I never get to be online on a random unimportant day with a famous jammer online why today.
  • GellyJones livestreaming. And I’m awake. WHYAAAAT.
  • Next day, mmm Things is live too. WHAT HOW.
  • I figured out how to find people who are not your buddy in AJ. Or at least, find which land they are in. Just click something on their trade, and it should bring you to their world.
  • Then there’s another way, if they don’t have anything on their trade, send them a game invite, it’ll bring you there. Not sure if it works when their game invites are off though.
  • I was once so sleepy I forgot how to spell “another” so I spelled it as “enoughther.”
  • I once was brushing my teeth, when my grip went loose and it fell out of my mouth. I thought it was going to drop on the floor... when it suddenly got stuck to my hair. Thank you so much hair.
  • Nobody is allowed to ship me with anyone except my old friend, Darkness.
  • I created this cringe: Cringe Alert Link
  • I’ve been adopted by a MEMBER ARCTIC WOLF, which is already every child in the Pillow Room’s dream, but it’s even more absurd because one, my animal name was “Old Chunkybelly,” two, my animal had those memey rabbit eyes, three, my animal was wearing a blanket from the Hot Cocoa Hut, an orange cheese hat, blue candy cane socks and an orange moon necklace. I was trolling and running around smearing poop everywhere when they adopted me. Sadly they um, wait no spoilers for my story. READ IT THOUGH: The Story of Old Chunkybelly Poopypants
  • If I call someone an avacado, I’m insulting them. ;)
  • If I call someone a pistachio, I’m really insulting them! :)))))
  • I have an attitude if you didn’t notice, apparently some people think they need to tell me I have one. :)
  • Someone actually once successfully guessed my gender, cheez. I gave them four necklaces as a prize. Oh, but they had to trade me one necklace in the proccess.
  • I have eaten noodles that smelled like Cheetos.
  • I hate it when people send me a JAG saying “wut for ur ____.” PLEASE NOTICE I AM NONMEMBER AND CANNOT RESPOND WITH ANYTHING USEFUL. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, TRADE AN OFFER OR TELL ME DIRECTLY THROUGH THE THING CALLED CHAT SYSTEM, DON’T JUST JAG ME AND ONLY COMMUNICATE THAT WAY, I’M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT THERE. (Well that’s when I was nonmember before)
  • And then continuing above, when I send them something stupid like “Please add to your (empty) trade,” meaning “Please offer,” they STILL can’t take a hint that I’m freaking nonmember and basically cannot communicate through jags. (Again, when I used to be nonmember)
  • WHY DO PEOPLE ASK FOR MY CHEESE HAT THE MOMENT I ENTER APARRI’S DEN?
  • If you wish to question my recent turtle obsession, all you need to do is go google search “rak and his turtles”. Then everything will make sense to you. 
  • I am the person that spent one whole week trying to find out what a long stick being used like a boomerang was called. Oh god I finally found out what the “long stick being used like a boomerang” was called. A STAFF. WHY AM I SO STUPID HAVEN’T I KNOWN ABOUT THOSE THINGS FOR AGES?
  • I once accidently used hand soap to wash my hair.
  • I once confused “homophobic” with “homosexual” and vice versa. No, I did not previously think homophobic means homosexual and vice versa, I was just really dead inside the day I confused them with each other.
  • I like reading fanfiction that pisses me off and I don‘t know why.
  • Now I like watching videos that are cringy and I don’t know why.
  • Send help please???
  • Addiction to saying epic, epic gamer, ebic and ebic gamer.
  • Looking at some of my old arts be like “bOI WHY”
Bookish facts about me
  • I am a Gryffindor, no I did not take one test I took about 20-40 tests and majority says Gryffindor.
  • If I had to choose a canon clan to live in it would be ThunderClan because ShadowClan has always creeped me out a little, and right now they’re a bad place to be stuck in.
  • If I had to choose a canon tribe to live in I would probably be a Sandwing because Sandwings are coool. And it ain’t their fault that Queen Oasis died with three ambitious children so I can’t blame them for the war. Also assasin Sandwings just sound like a good idea. What? I’m not an insane, murderous, yandere criminal lemur or anything... right?
  • Godly parent would be Athena because again majority of the tests (quizzes) said so.
  • I absolutely despise Spottedleaf... I’ve killed her more than three times. There’s even a picture of me killing her.
A True Story of My Life

A Turkey: “FITE MEEEEEEEE!”

Me: “no”

A Turkey: “FITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Me: “no”

A Turkey: “slaps ,”

Me: “: is OP and invincible :”

A Turkey: “spits on ,”

A Mouse: “I bet that rooster [aka me] has no friends.”

Me: “True.”

A Turkey: “You’re boring.”

Me: “Very true.”

|everyone leaves|

Me: “Story of my life.”

Me: “I’m dead inside lol.”

My Pets
Mah Quotes
  • “The only wall I want is a wall between me and reality!” ㅡPetaya
  • “You can’t understand pride because pride is colorful. And it’s colorful because pride is a rainbow.” ㅡPetaya
  • “You should see how absolutely bored I am when the wifi breaks.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Why did I ever use Chrome, Puffin is so much faster plus my copy and paste actually works, I’m done with that crap.” ㅡPetaya
  • “WHADDYA MEAN MORE LIKE "PAY WILD?!" THAT’S WHAT PC AJ IS, QUIT COMPLAINING!” ㅡAngry Petaya
  • “It’s 4 am right now and I shouldn’t be here but do I really care?” ㅡPetaya
  • “Is lonely box with no life, please adopt.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m sorry egg, Trump stole my house and everything in it, but I’ll try to take care of you.” ㅡPetaya
  • “When in doubt, use source mode.” ㅡEditor Form of Petaya
  • “My life on trade, worth a necklace, pls be fair.” ㅡPetaya
  • “GIVE ME COOKIES.” ㅡPetaya
  • “You fair trade, you lose, you over trade, you win, life skills!” ㅡPetaya
  • “If I had a blue cheese hat, I would be moldy.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Did you mean: BPA Free?” ㅡPetaya
  • “LIFE HAS ARRIVED” ㅡPetaya
  • “FOR ALL THE LAG, IT WAS WORTH IT.” ㅡPetaya
  • “DID YOU JUST ASSUME I HAVE A GENDER?” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’M NOT FEMALE, NOT MALE, I’M CHEEZ!” ㅡCheez Petaya
  • “But who exactly is cheese?” ㅡCheez Petaya
  • “OMG YOU GUYS STOP HITTING ON DANCING, YOU’RE MISGENDERING HIM!” ㅡPetaya
  • “Well guess what, Dancing thinks you’re an avacado!” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m not A cheez, I’m THE cheez!” ㅡCheez Petaya
  • “I think I’m addicted to my cheez hat.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Trump’s hair on trade, worth a lot, please be fair!” ㅡPetaya
  • “Do you not realize how HARD it was to pluck all Trump’s hair off his head?!” ㅡPetaya
  • “As a stranger, don’t you know the rule? NEVER. EVER. TALK TO STRANGERS!” ㅡPetaya
  • “I never said I was female, I may have indirectly referred to myself as she, her, but that is not stating I am female.” ㅡPetaya
  • “SINCE WHEN DID I CLASSIFY AS FEMALE ANYWAYS” ㅡPetaya
  • “Pew pew pew!” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m not straight at all” ㅡPetaya
  • “Crap someone just knocked on the door!” ㅡPetaya
  • “CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!” ㅡPetaya
  • “There’s something in the world called google :))))” ㅡPetaya
  • “Help, I dropped my rear end.” ㅡPetaya
  • “My senpai? Oh I killed him a loooong time ago.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Follow my departed soul to da wae.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Brb gotta eat lamen.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I can can a canned can.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I eat souls for breakfast.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I WANT EITHER TWO DADS OR TWO MOMS TO ADOPT ME, NOT A MOM AND A DAD, NOT A SINGLE MOM OR DAD, ONLY THE TWO I SAID I WANTED!” ㅡPetaya
  • “Yes I do have an attitude! :)” ㅡPetaya (with a huge attitude)
  • “SCHIST!” ㅡPetaya
  • “Who needs satisfaction anyways.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Great after seeing that popsicle pic so many times, Alvaro Soler is now intense popsicle singer!” ㅡPetaya
  • “no” ㅡPetaya (very original by the way)
  • “I’m dead inside lol.” ㅡPetaya
  • “When dat idiot told me to change “I like being alone” to “I like spending time with myself” because it sounds less SAD I got sooo pissed, let me be edgy jesus.” ㅡPast Very Regrettable Petaya
  • “les break da bridge!” ㅡPoopypants Petaya
  • “I’m not trying to brag I’m trying to make myself feel better about myself... oh wait those are essentially the same things.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Sometimes I wish I could understand Japanese especially right now, no I don’t watch anime.” ㅡPetaya
  • “God I feel sarcastic this week.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Freeeee quotes!” ㅡPetaya
  • “Mmmmm let’s add the stupid thing I just made up it sounds nicely sarcastic, yes this is what happens when I feel really dead inside, either that or I’m really nice, deal with it.” ㅡDead Inside Petaya
  • “*Chugs down a bin of salt*” ㅡSalty Petaya
  • “I got bad punned by you.” ㅡPetaya
  • “well im just created qyotes in my summaries :T” ㅡGrammarless Sleepy Petaya (Honestly how did I mess up so much as to type “created” instead of “creating.”)
  • “Adults have puberty too, right?” ㅡBraindead Petaya
  • “HELLO ICECREAM! I’M POTATO!” ㅡPetata
  • “I SURE DO WONDER WHY HUMANS LOVE EATING US...” ㅡPetata
  • “Mommy, when I grow up, I wanna friendzone people just like how you friendzoned daddy.” ㅡPetaya
  • “The world is gonna roll you.” ㅡPetaya
  • “THE SPICED LATTE I ORDERED IS NOT SPICY! I DEMAND A REFUND!” ㅡPetaya
  • “THE SUSHI IS RAW! I DEMAND A REFUND!” ㅡPetaya
  • Piggy left you and told me not to tell you so here I am telling you.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m basically torturing my pokemon by forcing them to scour with 0 energy.” ㅡPetaya
  • “They smash a violin and put it in lemonade.” ㅡPetaya With a Great Choice of Words
  • “Smell my shoe soles.” ㅡPetaya
  • “GRANDMAAA PLEASE MAKE ME STALE BREAD!” ㅡPetaya
  • “I LOOOOOOOOOVE pineapples!” ㅡPetaya eating pineapples at 12:00 AM at night
  • “WHO DO I HATE MORE, RACHEL OR RACHEL? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN’T CHOOSE.” ㅡPetaya
  • “My mom is your dad’s wife.” ㅡPetaya (as a response to someone saying “MY DAD IS AJHQ AND HE WILL BAN YOU”)
  • “The power of Gay™” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m not brave, I’m just not scared.” ㅡPetaya
  • “I’m an atomist. I go to church everyday to worship atoms, because they are my gods.” ㅡPetaya
  • “A spider flew around my room.” ㅡPetaya
  • “NO. DING. DONGS.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Pregnoit.” ㅡPetaya
  • “Spiders can be kinda cute when they’re not in your shower.” ㅡPetaya
  • “NO, TADPOLES ARE BAD. DO NOT KEEP TADPOLES! HOW CAN YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS?” ㅡPetaya
Other Random Quotes
  • “Get Out.” ㅡTypical Pokemon Edgelord
  • “SavageCabbage” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” ㅡBootsAndCats
  • “ok i will look at the yellow things” ㅡCrystalProLove
  • “I hate my parents.” ㅡRandom Ungrateful Child from a livestream
  • “A snack a day keeps the vacuum away!” ㅡBones
  • “Promises are like pie crusts-- they’re made to be broken.” ㅡPecan
  • “Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.” ㅡGrizzly
  • “Hah ha! I got to sign BEFORE it was cool to sign!” ㅡChadder
  • No, I’M the trash, now GO AWAY, so I can EAT MY RAMEN AND SIT IN MY HOME — THE DUMPSTER. —a very salty Luna518
  • suck a lemon, haters 🍋🖕🏼—an extremely sour Luna518
  • “They say cats hate citrus. THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS!” ㅡTangy
  • “also i think u can turn of the caps lock. dont worry sometimes i get that key stuck too :)” ㅡ2028moonp53
  • “I just realized I questioned ur gender and location within 5 minutes” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “was she high on cheetos” ㅡSerifni
  • “OMG YES FINALLY MY SLAT GALLERY” ㅡThe Wolves Heart
  • “raaandomMMM!M!!! XD btw i stuck soeme froot loops up my butthole!” ㅡCheddarCheese11
  • “Wow, how disrespectful. Anne Frank had better things to do than be a Belieber. I mean, she was hiding from the Nazis!” ㅡSerifni
  • “YUMMS891 WILL SAVE ME IK IT CAUSE HES 23 AND HES OLDER THAN ME HE TOLD ME HE WAS 23 IN CHAT IM ONLY 18 BUT I HAVE A MENTAL ILNESS THATS WHI I CANT SPEEL VERI WEEL” ㅡCrystalProLove
  • “Get your gross decapitated bodies off my desk!” ㅡDemoncat1100’s Friend
  • “Are you a stalker?” ㅡRandom Person
  • “UM LIKE THAt TIME THAT U ATE THE CHEEZ AND U SAID THAT U FELT URSELF TRANSFORMING.” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “wait like totally serious for a second, u are female right? idc either way but i'm like 99.57% sure u said that once.” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “COUGH COUGH EVEN WHEN THEY REFER TO THEMSELVES AS FEMALE LIKE INDIRECTLY I GUESS COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “I'm sorry if I offended ur nonexistant gender by calling u anything other then cheez.” ㅡCatGirl0099
  • “but then how will you meat your girlfriend” ㅡDemoncat1100
  • “So uh... what color is your toothbrush?” ㅡSolarSkies
  • “Lillian might want to go to Europe just so she can find her Senpai!” ㅡ2028moonp53
  • “Can you can a canned can?” ㅡPetaya’s IRL friend
  • “Come all, come one!” ㅡRandom Jammer
  • “Putin is a muffin.” ㅡSerifni
  • “WELL GOODBYE ATTITUDE PERSON!” ㅡTriggered Kid
  • “Gift me if you’re mortal!” ㅡRandom Jammer
  • “Back in my day, we died all the time and we liked it!” ㅡFrank imitating Vitellius
  • “Yes, I declare this stupid.” ㅡPercy
  • “Promise not to feed me this, and I will take you north.” ㅡKiller Whale
  • “Hate this schist!” ㅡWheat Karpoi
  • “Stop! Multigrain fighting is not allowed!” ㅡWheat Karpoi
  • “A big pile of schist.” ㅡHazel
  • “Horrible goddess! Give us snacks!” ㅡMa Gasket
  • “A Ding Dong? You dare insult me with a Ding Dong?” ㅡPolybotes
  • “Ding Dongs? Where Ding Dongs?” ㅡA few Cyclopes
  • “I don’t get Ding Dongs, you don’t get sea god!” ㅡMa Gasket
  • “You’re not like those awful monsters. They just want to use the restroom and never buy anything!” ㅡFleecy
  • “The purseㅡ sorry, the masculine accessory bag.” --Percy
  • “Slaps” ㅡA Turkey
  • “Spits on” ㅡA Turkey
  • “I bet that rooster [aka me] has no friends.” ㅡA Mouse
  • “You’re boring.” ㅡA Turkey
  • “Im not a boy ima tom boy” ㅡFireos
  • “I do not even know that Christian Christianity was in the wrong” ㅡGoogle Translate
  • “Come to the party, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.” ㅡYoo
  • “Someone’s eating my chicken...” ㅡYoo
  • “GOTTA PROTECT MY CHICKEN!” ㅡYoo
  • “DON’T TOUCH MY CHICKEN!” ㅡYoo
  • “Privacy is a basic human right” ㅡApple (Y’know the brand?)
  • “POTATO THAT YOU??? :O” ㅡIcecream
  • “MY FAMILY GOT EATEN.” ㅡIcecream
  • “trade me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ㅡSome Idiot Trying to Scam
  • “IF YOU WANT FREE RARES FROM MEE!!!!” ㅡSome Idiot Trying to Scam
  • “plz trade me unwanted rares for boys” ㅡSexist Child
  • “oh that was for girls, why did you accept?” ㅡSomeone’s Comeback to the Sexist Child
  • “Do I really look that bad? Sorry if my face offends. I was born with it.” ㅡYoo
  • “Good God y'all, if you want to track down every moment of a famous person's life and then make a huge fuss over some stupid Instagram post, you may as well stop writing articles altogether and become a stalker.” ㅡ2023zhanl38
  • “go my balls” ㅡSomebody
  • “IN MY EYES, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE LOST! YOUR BANANA! YOU RETARD!!” ㅡRak Leader
  • “Our town has earring fever. Everyone has at least 5-6 earrings and, it's in style for all animals- land, water, and air- and even more, all things, to have earrings. That's the general trend.” ㅡBlue Turtle (bullcrapping as you can see)
  • “How sad.. Trying to get more powerful by yourself. When I look at you sometimes, it worries me that, you would just wander off and leave us someday. So at least, tell us when you go somewhere. So that I can chase anytime.” ㅡBlue Turtle to Black Turtle (oh em gee my ship! *sniffles*)
  • “Would you darlings like some hard candy?” ㅡGrandma
  • “Calling me your god, praying as you please, denying as you please... I quit! I’m not your god anymore!” ㅡBlack Turtle, The God Who Quit Being God
  • “Baam!! Remember!! Never betray another!! Betraying is bad! No matter what happens, you must never betray another person! Especially not a woman. If you betray a woman, the world's ceiling will collapse.” ㅡRachel (Saying ironic things)
  • “Don’t talk so impetuously... when you know nothing. I... haven’t done anything wrong.” Rachel Spouting Bullcrap (Lol that was a good joke *wink wink*)
  • “I have a problem, I stare at people.” ㅡRandom Person
  • “Don’t you dare touch my virgin lips ever again!” ㅡYoo
Reasons why I am a Failure
  1. Well I spend 75% of my free time on a chair using up the internet. That’s pretty much the most important part. And I have alot of time on my hands.
  2. I have no life because reason stated above. 
  3. What would I do without wifi?
  4. I’m glad that “I watch too much anime” is not a reason I’m a failure, because that’s just depressing for me to think about.
  5. If I’m doing anything else in my “free time” aka “when I don’t have something to do” it’s either reading, drawing, eating or sleeeeeeping. Not very productive things to do in some people’s opinions. 
  6. I’m an introverted person in reality, so my social interactions are down lel.
  7. Also I don’t like it outside it’s cold.
  8. So my life is just... Yeah.
  9. Also procrastinates wayyy too much.
  10. I’m probably addicted to reading free comics now. Greaaat!
  11. I predicted this would happen if I bought membership. I was right: I spend too much time playing The Forgotten Desert now. (or The Forgotten Dessert, The Forgotten Meme, The Forgotten Edgelord, more to come!)
  12. Crap, I sure do hope 4 doesn’t come true because I just wasted a day watching anime!
  13. TOO. MUCH. YOUTUBE. WHYYYYYYYYYY.
  14. I have like no motivation to do anything.
Good Music
Draw Me Closer ► Bendy and the Ink Machine Song by MandoPony

Draw Me Closer ► Bendy and the Ink Machine Song by MandoPony

Nullified (Gladion Song) ► Pokemon Sun Moon Music by MandoPony-1

Nullified (Gladion Song) ► Pokemon Sun Moon Music by MandoPony-1




"Fade Away" - UNDERTALE song by MandoPony-0

"Fade Away" - UNDERTALE song by MandoPony-0

"Chara" ► UNDERTALE SONG Genocide by MandoPony

"Chara" ► UNDERTALE SONG Genocide by MandoPony




Please, Mr. Fazbear ► VOCALOID Original FNAF Song by MandoPony Feat

Please, Mr. Fazbear ► VOCALOID Original FNAF Song by MandoPony Feat. Gumi-1

"Noticed" - Five Nights at Freddy's song by MandoPony

"Noticed" - Five Nights at Freddy's song by MandoPony













Memes I have made

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Art I have requested other people to make/other people have made for me


Art that I have made



Creatures I have made beautiful


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