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not my content, credits go to Fjornleif (who has now disabled her account) off of the Animal Jam wiki-

ARE YOU NEW TO WIKIA? WELL USE THESE LIFE HAX TO GET PAST ANYTHING!!! Edit

LIFE HAK #1: YOU GOT BANNED? NO PROBLEM! TRY ONE OF THESE SHORT AND SIMPLE SOLUTIONS!! Edit

  • TRY TO PERSUADE ADMINISTRATORS OR MODERATORS BY HARASSING THEM ON THEIR MESSAGE WALLS!
  • MAKE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT AND LEAVE SUBTLE BUT EXTREMELY OBVIOUS HINTS THAT YOU'RE USING A SOCKPUPPET!
  • CONTINUOUSLY SPAM STAFF MEMBERS' WALLS AND SOUND EXTREMELY CONDESCENDING AS IF THE RULES SHOULD BEND FOR YOU!

BOOM!!!!!!!! LIFE HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit




LIFE HAK #2: YOU WANT A NICE PROFILE BUT NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT LOOK FANTASTIC™? WELL, FOLLOW THESE SHORT AND SIMPLE STEPS! Edit

  1. STEAL CODING FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFILE!
  2. MODIFY IT A LITTLE BIT!
  3. MAKE SURE IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT BUT STILL COMPLETELY RESEMBLES THAT PERSON'S PROFILE!

ALTERNATIVELY,

  • JUST MAKE ALL THE TEXT ON YOUR PROFILE HUGE AND USE SOMEONE ELSE'S ART! DON'T EVEN ASK FIRST! JUST SLAP IT RIGHT ON THERE!

BOOM!!!!!!!! LIFE HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit




LIFE HAK #3: YOU THINK THE MODS ARE BEING UNFAIR ABOUT THEIR WARNINGS BECAUSE YOU BROKE A RULE? WELL, WORRY NOT, HERE ARE SOME SOLUTIONS TO GET THEM TO REMOVE THE WARNING!!! Edit

  • HARASS THEM OVER IT AND TRY TO COME UP WITH EXCUSES, EVEN TRY TO PIN THE WARNING ON THEM!
  • PULL THE VICTIM CARD AND SAY THE MODS ARE BEING TOO HARD ON YOU, AND THAT YOU'RE ALREADY BULLIED ENOUGH AT SCHOOL, ABUSED AT HOME, BULLIED ON THE INTERNET, AND BASICALLY ANYTHING YOU CAN PULL OUT, AND BASICALLY MAKE REAL VICTIMS LOOK STUPID!
  • SAY YOUR SIBLING DID IT EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS RIGHT THERE IN THE RULES THAT YOUR ACCOUNT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO DAMN RECKLESS WITH IT YOU DINGUS

IF ALL FAILS, ABORT MISSION!!! MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT AND PRETEND TO BE A TOTALLY NEW PERSON! Edit

BOOM!!!!!!!! LIFE HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit




LIFE HAK #4: YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE TALENTED? YOU WANT TO BE PRAISED? WELL, HERE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SEEM BETTER THAN EVERYONE! Edit

YOU WANNA BE A GOOD ARTIST? NO PROBLEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS... Edit

  • STEAL PEOPLE'S ART!
    • FOR EXTRA ~~TALENTEDNESS~~ STEAL VARIOUS PEOPLE'S ART! AND GET PEOPLE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HOW YOUR ART STYLE CHANGES IN EVERY SINGLE DRAWING

YOU WANNA SEEM SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT? Edit

  • SAY YOU OWN A SITE, ARE RELATIVES WITH SOMEONE IMPORTANT, BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT SEEMS FAKE AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYWAY!

YOU WANT TO BE ACCEPTED AND SEEM HIP AND COOL AND RAD? NO PROBLEM! Edit

  • USE MEMES INCORRECTLY OR IN A CRINGEY WAY, OR OVERUSE THEM TO THE POINT WHERE NOBODY LIKES IT ANYMORE!
    • (ex #1: 
      >got on aj 
      >see someone trying to scam 
      >report them and tell them about it 
      >they block me 
      >tfw)
    • (ex #2: XD 420 blaze it!!! 360 noscope, get rekt skrub -3-)

BOOM!!!!!!!! LIFE HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit

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