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Doritoes is a brand of flavored tortilla chips, which were invented on 1968. It is now a very popular snack. It is now considered a failure food, along with the Doritos cheesier cousin: Cheetos.

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Because of their triangular shape, the Doritos are often called a member of the Illuminati, but that is just some moldy baloney right there. The Doritos are often a counterpart with Mountain Dew, a drink used to get kids to go crazy and high.

  • White cheddar
  • Taco
  • Toasted Corn
  • Surpreme Cheddar
  • Blaze
  • Cool Ranch
  • inamita fiery habanero
  • Poppin' Jalapeño
  • Jacked ranch-dipped hot wings
  • Spicy sweet chili
  • Salsa verde
  • Spicy Nacho
  • The Classic: Nacho Cheese
  • Doritos are triangular.
  • Doritos sound like Dori Toes
  • Aparri likes the spicy sweet chili flavor of the Doritos.
  • The Nacho Cheese flavor smells like stinky feet
  • They taste good.
  • Doritos are full of good vitamins and minerals, such as SMG, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial colors, GMOs, dyes, and salt. They are perfect for breast cancer, obesity, Type 2 diabetes, and inflammation of the intestines. BUT WE DARN STILL EAT THEM ANYWAYS, CUZ THEY TASTE HELL GOOD
  • The ingredients for Doritos are: whole corn, vegetable oil (corn, soybean, and/or sunflower oil), salt, cheddar cheese (milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), maltodextrin, whey, monosodium glutamate, buttermilk solids, romano cheese (part skim cow's milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), whey protein concentrate, onion powder, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil, corn flour, disodium phosphate, lactose, natural and artificial flavor, dextrose, tomato powder, spices, lactic acid, artificial color (including Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Red 40), citric acid, sugar, garlic powder, red and green bell pepper powder, sodium caseinate, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate, nonfat milk solids, whey protein isolate, corn syrup solids.