From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return. What's up mothershuckers, my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to... corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include choking... I guess. Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. aEUGHHH


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