Hey my peeps, my savage cabbages, my only friends
Ha, just kidding, my books are my besties
But anyways, hola! You found my page, you're probably lost, I left my map over there, yep, right over there.
So yes, I did copy Petaya's page but that's just because um...
FINE I'M LAZY, SUE ME
Before u continue, solemnly swear you're up to no good
You have no idea how long it took me to find the spelling of soulmn- UGH I GIVE UP
PS: Sorry if anything on this page offends you
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Dislikes[]
- You
- Hybrid Houses (see more: all over this wiki= random ppl's pages and pages of stuff where I just stuck my nose in, ect.)
My Allegiances[]
- Slytherin - Harry Potter
- Athena (probs) - Percy Jackson
- ShadowClan - Warriorcats
- NightWing/IceWing Hybrid - Wings of Fire
- Erudite/Abnegation - Divergent
- Advocate INFJ - T - 16 Personalities Quiz - https://www.16personalities.com
- Sarcastic nerd - everywhere
- District 11 - Hunger Games
- Shadow Element - Like actually anything with elemental powers tho I'm thinking of something specific in general (COUGH COUGH IT INVOLVES NINJAS)
- Atheist boi
- If u don't know ur an idiot - gender
- Equality 4 all ppl: LGBTQ, Spinny boiz
- Black Panther - Favorite Superhero (I'm actually Black Panther in disguise)
- Gieco - Insurance (I wish but honestly my background on my laptop is the geico)
- Spinny Boiz and Leggies - Meme
Here Will Be Pictures of Random Stuff[]
One day there will be more
My Friends[]
All u cult members are my friends boiz but if you would gladly add your names, that would be perfecto!
- Me, Myself, and that Cheese
- Petaya
is not okay when you copy her page JK - That kid who writes stories about obese people and makes animal jam parodies of Hello by Adele in message walls - AKA Neptune da awesome
- Doyyyy it's not yumms - Yumms
- do u know da wae - boots
- KLONDIKE BARS x SCOOTERFROZENRABBIT - bet you can’t guess who
- Am i your friend? - confused nerd
Fun Facts (that tbh are fun to no one but myself)[]
- I am a cat and a girl. Mic drop
- The AJ youtubers I watch include GellyJones, Julian2 (even tho he quit), AJHQ, and sometimes Aparri, Wisteriamoon, and ShopKing when I need something specific
- Some others include Nigahiga, Thinknoodles, SuperCarlinBrothers, Seamus Gorman, The Bakeey, and yes, I am 100% random, no questions asked
- I am a bureauCATon this wiki: http://warriorcatsharrypotterpercyjacksonlovers.wikia.com/wiki/WarriorCatsHarryPotterPercyJacksonLovers_Wiki
- I am a member of the Rainbow Unicorn Squid Squad, along with Petaya and their buddy
- I like screaming at ppl online or laughing like crazy for no reason
- I like making random noises at school surronded by ppl for no reason
- I like school for no reason
- I am typing this bullet point for no reason
- I am very very very opininated
- If you mention politics, you will regret it five minutes into my 3 hour rant
- Grammarpolice is me
- I AM OBSESSED WITH FOOD, ECSPECIALLY PANERA
- I have three cats named Greykitty, Athena, and Nicky (Nicholas)
- I play AJ (OMG WHAT A SURPISE)
- I love reading and writing
- Have you gotten this far? Congrats
- I watch a lot of British TV, tho I am an American
Things I say a lot (aka quotes but not really because like yea)[]
- savagecabbage
- I'm a boss
- You're an idiot
- Um...
- SNAPE IS BAE
- PANERA
- Intense Hyperventalaiting*
- spellcheckislife
- NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR PROBLEMS...except me
- I need more cabbage
- I'm always right
- Trump (followed by some specially choosen words)
- (insert something not surprsing) Surprsing. What's not surprising? Saving 15% or more on car, home, boat, motercycle, and renter's insurance. Gieco.
- My mother indentifies as an Asisan carrot but my dad is an Asian grasshopper
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
- Please verify your humanity by re-entering the code below
Reasons why I am a Failure[]
- I actually am too lazy to continue right now
- Oh wait, I know why
- Because I'm sitting in my house writing instead of doing my hw
- Yep that's all gooda cheese