Did you ever say the right thing at the right time? Ever hear a funny pun, joke or story? Write it here!
Two of my best friends are in one of my classes with me. Since they are very slow walkers, I have to beg them to "come out the door." Yesterday, however, they both came out to me as lesbian(not to each other) and they are both shy, take note. shy little doves who are going to keep this a secret for a while. They were loitering in the class and- I said, "guys just come out already" while people were still inside and it scared the crap out of them. It was more funny then but just imagine an unassuming person saying that at the most delicate time for them. neptune
What type of music do aliens listen to?
-Ba dum kssh (Thanks 4 inspiration Neptune)
WildWackySushi AKA Sushistorm
To comfort a Grammar Nazi, just go "there, there, they're".
“Yeah, you’re a bacon because I just roasted you on a grill.”
What do you call a fake pasta?
once told me The world was gonna roll me something I said was a dead meme. I said “Like me.”
I was writing an Animal Jam fanfiction story and I was also listening to "Sofia" by Alvaro Soler. Right as the song got to "Mira, Sofia" I typed "Mira" (the guardian of Jamaa).
Why was the mushroom so popular? Because he was a fungi :3
I told everyone “no” written that way exactly.
- Petaya the Ring Tailed Lemur
Why are concerts so windy? It's because of all the fans.
Stop making me laugh! You'll make me puma pants!
I went Chopin but I forgot my Lizst, so I went Bach home, but decided to visit the Mozart gallery... I couldn't find the door Handel so I took Debussy back home, had a Schubert lemon and played Haydn seek. That evening the Schumann came around to deliver my boots and have dinner so I had to Borodin-er plates.
Two fish were swimming in a pond. One of the fish swam into a wall and shouted 'DAMN!'