Bahaha true

I wish I had a laptop

Immature teenagers!? How rude to fetuses! You just assumed my age!

Immature teenagers AND fetuses.

Thank you. >:T

Glad you’re not ageist.... agist....aygeist....

Ageist.

(Aka ageism.)

I'd actually like to reveal that I'm a single sperm myself.

:<

I'm not a special snowflake anymore

My grandma is still a sperm right now actually